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As Episode VII of the Star Wars saga hits cinemas and begins a brand new chapter in the mythology of the galaxy far, far away, here’s a timely revisit to all the existing films in the magical universe Uncle George made.
Even die-hard fans have mixed feelings about the six existing films, particularly in regard to the prequel trilogy, which has been excessively and mostly unfairly maligned.

I personally have never seen a Star Wars movie I didn’t like on some level or another, though of course they are not all equal. But ten years after George Lucas wrapped his epic, six-film saga, how do each of the films hold up, both on their own and in relation to each other? And to what extent have the prequels altered our view or understanding of the Original Trilogy?

Here is a quick(ish) evaluation of all six movies, as we prepare for the eagerly awaited seventh. For the record, I have chosen not to include the Clone Wars animated movie or the two Ewok movies from the eighties, because, you know, I may be a die-hard super-fan, but even I’m not *that* pedantic…


A NEW HOPE (1977)


The Good: Superb casting; lovable, endearing characters and character dynamics; necessary gravitas provided by Alec Guinness and Peter Cushing; groundbreaking technical accomplishments and special effects; endless wit and charisma

The Not So Good: Some cheesy dialogue and slightly off delivery; a much less interesting or menacing Darth Vader than in Empire Strikes Back.

Best Moments: Luke’s first encounter with the elderly Obi-Wan Kenobi; the Mos Eisley Cantina; the iconic Tatooine sunset scene; our first sight of all those X-Wings and Tie-Fighters.

Where it all began. I didn’t actually see this first Star Wars movie until after I’d already seen Empire and Jedi as a six or seven-year-old, so my primary nostalgia was always more for the two sequels than for this original. Either way, however, there’s nothing you can say about A New Hope other than to affirm its singular status as a cinematic game-changer and as the ultimate standalone sci-fi fantasy adventure. Modelled largely on the ‘hero’s journey’ motif of Lucas’s friend Joseph Campbell and firmly rooted in the old Flash Gordon style, Saturday morning matinees of Lucas’s youth, this is the easiest, least complicated and most accessible of the films.

Aside from all the obvious things; the pioneering special-effects techniques, the extraordinary level of imagination, invention and design (Tie-Fighters, X-Wings, lightsabers, Stormtroopers, Wookies, Droids, etc), the brilliant action sequences, and the tremendously endearing characters, one major thing that imparted a great deal of gravitas to the movie that might’ve otherwise been missing was Lucas managing to get Alec Guinness on board as Obi-Wan Kenobi. The presence of such a major, veteran actor really makes a world of difference and Guinness’s gentle, wise Kenobi serves as a perfect counter-balance to all the Jawas, droids, Cantina bands and Death Stars.


Regardless of its stature as the film that reinvented cinema, A New Hope remains at its core a classic story of a bored, listless ‘nobody’ (who turns out to be not a ‘nobody’ at all) going off on a great adventure and undertaking the ‘hero’s journey’. The simple image that would become so iconic – that of a wistful Luke gazing at the twin sunset of Tatooine and longing for adventure – very much embodies the soul of the movie and possibly of the entire saga. Also, using the two droids – Artoo and Threepio – as the audience’s primary eyes and ears as we enter the universe was a masterful storytelling decision by Lucas. And every one of the casting choices was undeniably superb (I cannot for the life of me picture Jodie Foster as Leia or Kurt Russell as Han Solo).

In some ways, A New Hope, as contrasted to the prequel trilogy, somewhat demonstrates how necessity is mother of invention and how sometimes limited resources can yield more consistent results than unlimited capabilities. Unlike later on, where Lucas had unlimited resources and powers and somewhat floundered in places due to all his options, the limited options of A New Hope actually allowed for the creation of a more real-world, life-like environment and aesthetic. The banged-up, second-hand feel of this universe, from the Millennium Falcon and Luke’s landspeeder to the costumes and to the droids themselves, the ANH world is gritty and dusty, in great contrast to some of the excessive CG and inauthentic seeming environments of Attack of the Clones in particular.

It is also, to be honest, the only Star Wars film that now looks a little dated; but that only really adds to its enduring charm. If we remove the rose-tinted glasses for a moment and examine the movie honestly, we can see that there’s some cheesy dialogue, clunky delivery (even from Harrison Ford) and silly moments; but given the sheer nightmare Lucas and co faced trying to get this film made, not to mention the extent to which everyone involved was in unknown territory, those kinds of side-effects are perfectly understandable. George Lucas was hospitalised and almost had a nervous breakdown trying to get this movie made, his path continuously impeded by those who had no faith in the project and no understanding of what Lucas was trying to do. It is scary to think how easily this film might have been scrapped altogether and never seen completion; in which case we also would never have had any of the sequels. The enormous legions of post-Episode I George Lucas haters are not, in my estimation, Star Wars fans at all – there’s no way you *could* be a Star Wars fan and not feel a debt of gratitude to George Lucas or to the level of vision and commitment he had.


In light of the prequels, the jump (chronologically) from the kind of story and events we have in Revenge of the Sith to what we have in A New Hope is a little jarring. ROTS is so dramatic, so eventful and dense with climatic events, that when you move back to ANH it’s a little strange how quiet, uneventful and downbeat everything is. On the other hand, however, Lucas argues this is somewhat the point: we’ve just come from this vast setting, a busy Galactic Republic, a thriving Jedi Order, the Clone Wars, and all these epic, legendary events, and then we see that by the time of ANH everything is more dull and scaled down. We see this in Luke himself, who lives a bored, wistful life and gets excited at mention of the Clone Wars.

The dynamic is kind of reminiscent of how we think of the Dark Ages after the fall of the Roman Empire; there all these myths and stories of great wars and adventure and heroes and old Republics, but it’s in the past.

In that respect, the transition from ROTS to ANH actually works pretty well. Also, now that we’ve seen the younger Obi-Wan Kenobi in his prime and we’ve particularly seen the poignant moment of Luke and Leia being born in ROTS and Obi-Wan delivering the infant Luke to Lars and Beru on Tatooine, this whole early Tatooine part of ANH is all the more poignant and rich, because we really properly understand that Luke’s boredom with this desert life isn’t just a case of teenage restlessness and desire for adventure, but that it is hard-wired into his DNA and midi-chlorians.

There’s an added poignancy also now to the elderly Obi-Wan living out so many years in isolation and being a little disheveled when Luke finds him, so much so that he has to actually say “Obi-Wan Kenobi… now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time”. Now that we’ve seen how much action and adventure and involvement the younger Obi-Wan was used to, the idea of him just pottering about a little hut in the desert for so many years seems much sadder than it did originally.

The thing that now doesn’t work so well is the Darth Vader of ANH, who is a little clunky and under-developed. To go from the fire and brimstone of ROTS, Anakin’s fall and the birth of Vader to this kind of petty henchman of Tarkin’s that we see in ANH is a little inconsistent. In Vader terms, it almost works better to go from ROTS straight to ESB. But in general the transition from ROTS to ANH kind of does work, mostly for the reasons highlighted above.




The Good: Absolutely perfect script; wonderful character dynamics; breathtaking sequences; utterly absorbing finale/cliffhanger; Cloud City; pretty much the whole damn thing.

The Not So Good: No, nothing. Seriously, nothing. All good.

Best Moments: Yoda’s playful introduction; the asteroid field; Luke versus Vader; Leia’s race to save Han; the Carbonite scene.

Regarded by most people as the best of the Star Wars movies. While with an objective, cold reading this is probably true, I tend to regard Return of the Jedi as my personal favorite (with Revenge of the Sith ). But Empire is the most immaculate and perfect of the films if we’re going to be empirical and non-subjective, a massive step up from the original film, with Lawrence Kasdan playing a big part in the key creative process. All of the clunkiness and off-kilter delivery of A New Hope is entirely fixed by now and everyone is at their very best.

The effects sequences, from the AT-AT Hoth Battle to the Millennium Falcon outwitting and out-manuevering Star Destroyers and Tie-Fighters, are utterly jaw-dropping (remember, this was 1980, for crying out loud). The character dynamics are incredibly effective and endearing right across the board. There is memorable moment after memorable moment, all punctuated with humour, fascination, excitement and emotion all in perfect measure. This is Han Solo’s best film in the trilogy and probably Leia’s too; while Chewbacca is adorable, Artoo and Threepio are absolute gold throughout, Luke’s training is fascinating, and Darth Vader is a gazillion times more bad-ass and fascinating than in the first movie. As if all that isn’t enough, this film introduces both Yoda and Lando Calrissian and makes us fall in love with both of them instantly.

Yoda’s introduction is utterly beguiling every time, surely one of the greatest intro scenes in cinema. Lando is the most suave and charismatic character in the entire franchise. Cloud City is utterly breathtaking. And oh my god, I almost forgot Boba Fett and the bounty hunters. The breathtaking Cloud City meanwhile has Lucas fulfilling his desire of bringing to life the kind of exotic, awe-inspiring setting that he wasn’t able to in A New Hope; a desire that would find more comprehensive and gorgeous expression many years later in the epic, magnificent settings of The Phantom Menace.

Everything builds to the first confrontation between Luke and Vader, which remains forever fascinating. The “I am your father” revelation no longer packs the punch it did when we were kids, for obvious reasons; but the entire sequence is still utterly beguiling, epic and cinematically brilliant. The grim, sad ending looks pretty tame now that we’ve seen Revenge of the Sith (try that for dark and despairing), but when I was a kid this ending slayed me. Luke losing his arm, Vader being his Dad, Han Solo being frozen in Carbonite (what an image), Leia’s despair; it was all too much. I swear Carrie Fisher could express more in a single close-up shot of her face than Natalie Portman could in the entire prequel trilogy.


In the final act, Kasdan and co manage to evoke poignancy and emotion in even the smallest of elements, such as a forlorn Chewbacca trying to re-assemble a dismembered Threepio or such as the beautiful Force-connection moment between Leia and Luke as he is hanging on for dear life off Cloud City (now poignantly echoed or foreshadowed by the Anakin/Padme Force connection scene in ROTS). Watching Leia’s reaction to Han’s freezing in the Carbonite was heartbreaking to me as a six-year-old, as was Chewbacca’s animal-like anguish.

The Empire Strikes Back really is perfect; it is a cinematic masterclass.

In light of the prequels, there are of course lots of interesting elements. The Yoda of ESB, as contrasted to the Yoda of the prequels, is all the more curious to observe. Many fans feel the prequels ruined Yoda somewhat. I actually somewhat agree with that; however, it’s interesting to note that difference in Yoda here and I don’t just mean his puppet-based nature. Yoda almost seems a little senile, a little more barmy when Luke finds him. Certainly more playful and odd-mannered; this might simply be an effect of his prolonged isolation. He has simply been alone in that swamp for so long that the lack of interaction has seriously effected his personality, which is fascinating. Without doubt the Yoda we always knew from the Original Trilogy is the one we’re most fond of.


The innuendo between Palpatine and Vader when discussing “the son of Skywalker” is curious, making us wonder why the Emperor doesn’t just come out and say “listen, your son’s gonna be a real problem”. But more interesting, Vader’s attempted corruption of Luke on Bespin is now foreshadowed by his climatic confrontation with Padme in ROTS; just as he tells Padme “together we can rule the galaxy”, he now makes the same offer to Luke, and Luke we can see has more of his mother in him than his father.

Not that Empire *needed* any new life breathed into it, but these new connections and echoes are nevertheless interesting, giving us new dimensions to a film we already knew like the backs of our hands.


RETURN of the JEDI (1983)


The Good: A great return to Tatooine and the fun and absurdities of Jabba’s Palace; the darker, more grown-up Luke Skywalker; rich themes and resonances; the epic, emotion-laden Luke/Vader/Sidious finale to the Skywalker saga.

The Not So Good: Boba Fett dying by falling into a giant vagina in the desert; an Ewok being able to operate a speeder-bike.

Best Moments: The entire Palpatine, Luke, Vader sequence; Luke’s final assault on Vader; Anakin’s redemption; Yoda’s deathbed; the Death Star Battle; the speeder-bike chase in the forest.

A film that is bafflingly maligned by many people, even Star Wars fans. Sure, there are probably a couple of misfires here, but it’s difficult for me to find much in Return of the Jedi that bothers me. Of the three original movies, this is probably the one I have the most nostalgia for and the most emotional sense of connection.

This film is of course the climax; originally to the first trilogy, but now also to the broader six-film saga too. In that latter sense – as a climax to the prequel trilogy and not just the originals – ROTJ works even more powerfully than it did originally.

Jabba’s Palace? Brilliant, all of it. As a kid, and even now, I adored all of that; Bib Fortuna, the various aliens and creatures, the perpetual coolness of Boba Fett, the Rancor, even Sy Snootles and the band. Our heroes all arriving on the scene one by one, in stages, was also always a great way to build the story, with Lando in disguise, Leia arriving as the alien bounty hunter ‘Boussh’, and the droids arriving first, all parts of a thought-out plan. Finally Luke arriving is one of my favorite moments in the entire franchise. Our fascination over Luke after his utter devastation in Empire Strikes Back (somewhat comparable to our fascination and curiosity *now* in regard what Luke will be like in Episode VII) had us wondering what state he would be in now. Luke’s arrival at Jabba’s Palace is at the heart of what is so great about ROTJ; it’s the return of the hero, the ‘return of the jedi’ literally, more powerful and more Jedi than ever, and also darker, more moody and brooding.


While ESB was a marvellous showcase for all the characters and actors, all of them at their very best, ROTJ is more squarely about Luke as the central hero.

This is the culmination of the Luke story and also of the Skywalker saga in general. What remains eternally fascinating about the Luke of ROTJ is that he is dark. He is angry and has been lied to by the people he has trusted and is trying to come to terms with the truth of his heritage. It’s in this condition that he goes into his confrontation with Vader and the Emperor. Those scenes, where Palpatine tries to seduce Luke, culminating finally in Luke’s final assault on his father, are utterly, utterly compelling. Palpatine’s pure, unadulterated evil, Vader’s uncertainty and faltering, Luke’s grimness and the sense of how close he comes to turning to the Dark Side; it’s all endlessly compelling and fascinating.

Anyone who dismisses ROTJ as ‘the bad one’ is clearly not someone who gets Star Wars or is really a Star Wars fan.

This dark, gothic finale is the most important sequence in the entire trilogy; and it is full of emotion and tension. That moment that finally unleashes all his rage against Vader, accompanied by that dark choral swell of John Williams music that cuts into your very soul, is probably the most powerful dramatic moment in Star Wars. This is the Luke Skywalker I fell in love with; the Luke who is dark, suffering and close to the edge, but who ultimately resists the Emperor, redeems Anakin and helps end the Sith.

As I mentioned before, the prequel trilogy – particularly Revenge of the Sith – has also breathed even more new life into ROTJ, the plight of Luke and the end showdown with Vader and Emperor. Those two films, ROTJ and ROTS, now resonate with each other so strongly that you can’t watch one without thinking about the other. The importance of the ROTJ/ROTS connection is so interesting it could probably warrant a whole separate essay – though I did touch on it quite a bit in this older piece about Revenge of the Sith.

And that’s just one element of the film; I haven’t even mentioned the mind-blowing attack on the Death Star – a space-battle sequence that still just looks utterly extraordinary even now (and this was 1982, for god’s sake), culminating in that edge-of-the-seat final run on the Death Star, with the Falcon escaping just in the nick of time (something I’ve seen recreated or reference in about two-dozen other films since). Meanwhile, the death of Yoda and that whole sequence on Dagobah with Yoda and later the ghost of Kenobi are endlessly fascinating, again even more so post-ROTS than at the time.

In terms of the broader saga, the dynamics in ROTJ are the most interesting.

The insistence of Yoda and Obi-Wan that Vader must be killed is based in their bitterness and experience of what happened in ROTS; but Luke, who didn’t experience any of that, is more in tune with the feelings of his deceased mother and her dying conviction that “there is still good in him”. Also, having now seen ROTS, the dynamics of the Palpatine, Vader, Luke showdown are all the more interesting, partly mirrored in the Anakin/Dooku/Palpatine scene from ROTS and even more so in Anakin’s siding with Palpatine against Mace Windu. When we see Vader finally intervening to save Luke from the Emperor now, we’re no longer just seeing it as Anakin saving his son, but as Anakin finally putting the right the wrong decision he’d made all those years ago when he’d allowed the Emperor to kill Windu – the very moment that had marked Anakin’s final turn to the Dark Side.


Now, here on the Death Star, he has seen his son show all the strength and Jedi nobility that he himself had failed to in the past, as Luke withstands Palpatine’s seduction and remains true to the Jedi ideals. In his own son’s actions he finally sees the Jedi he himself should’ve been in the past, and now at the last minute he redeems himself. It’s epic, it’s so resonant and poignant, and it’s the perfect, fitting ending for Anakin Skywalker and his son.

Anyone who dismisses ROTJ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. And by the way, I loved the Ewoks and feel absolutely no embarrassment in admitting to that; always did and always will. The scene of Threepio telling the Star Wars story to the Ewoks is one of the sweetest moments in this film and in any Star Wars movie. And as much as some may dislike the Endor celebration ending, I’ve always loved it, particularly the appearance of the Holy Trinity of ghosts including the freshly redeemed Anakin Skywalker; the perfect, most poignant ending for the Star Wars saga. And yes, I’m fine with Hayden Christensen being inserted into the ending in ghost-form.




The Good: Breathtaking worlds and environments throughout the movie; an extraordinarily high level of conceptual design, wardrobe, and general aesthetics; great intrigue and manuevering with Palpatine/Sideous and the beginning of the downfall of the Republic; Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn; an endearing young Anakin courtesy of Jake Lloyd; some superb sequences and cinematic accomplishments.

The Not So Good: Jar Jar Binks; the Gungans in general; the weirdly Chinese Neimodians; some really bad scripting and equally bad delivery; the badly misjudged Gungans vs Droids finale.

Best Moments: The spectacular Podrace sequence; the majesty of the three-way duel of the fates; Darth Maul in general.

One of the most unfairly maligned and widely hated movies of all time, The Phantom Menace is nowhere near as bad as all the anti-Lucas, popcorn munching armchair critics try to make out. Yes, Jar Jar was a mistake. Yes, the Gungans are terrible, as are the weirdly Chinese-accented Neimodians. And yes, there is some bad scripting and very bad delivery in places. And yes, some of the ideas just don’t come off very well. Lucas made major mistakes and misjudgements, no doubt.

And yes, we were disappointed back in 1999 because we were basically an entire generation of people preparing for the Second Coming. And for some of us, the film we actually got was equivalent to what would happen if a crowd of fundamentalist Christians gathered for the Biblical Second Coming suddenly discovered that Jesus is actually Jar Jar Binks; “Mesa back! Mesa come to take yousa up ta Heaven, okey-day?”

Yet for all that, there is so much good in Episode I. The level of sheer artistry in conceptual designs, costume design, interiors, effects sequences, and frankly the entire production, is just extraordinary. The worlds and settings we get in Episode I are breathtaking works of extraordinary artistry, from the majestic, Roman/Renaissance city of Theed and the enchanting underwater city of Otoh Gunga to the marvellous metropolis of Coruscant and the familiar, dusty nostalgia of Tatooine and Mos Espa. Although there’s lots of CG, there is still at this stage plenty of real-world on-location filming and real sets, still maintaining a sense of reality, particularly with the Tunisia shoots. Even the CG – Theed is almost entirely CG – is utterly convincing and absorbing, unlike in Episode II where the excessive CG starts to become jarring and unconvincing in places.


Darth Maul is awesome, the climatic three-way lightsaber duel is totally off-the-scale and the podrace is a piece of immaculately crafted cinematic genius. Add to that Liam Neeson’s solid, convincing embodiment of Qui-Gon Jinn, and all the little sweeteners like Artoo-Deetoo, the Battle Droids, and Watto (a CG triumph that should’ve really made Jar Jar unnecessary), and it’s easy to demonstrate that all the tedious Episode I bashing has outlived its usefulness and become hollow.

Lucas’s biggest mistake was that he didn’t establish a proper tone for the movie, which is very serious and plot-orientated in places, while silly and child-oriented in others and the effect of is very jarring. I’m not going to pretend that Episode I is a work of brilliance; it clearly isn’t. But it has great things in it, is exciting in places, endearing in places, downright genius in a couple of places, and terrible in others. A frustrating, uneven end-product. But I re-watched it again a few days ago and I wasn’t bored, nor was I annoyed; in fact, I enjoyed it more than I thought I’d still be able to when watching it for the thirtieth time.


ATTACK of the CLONES (2002)


The Good: Lots of very cool Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ewan McGreggor; a cool mystery story/investigation; some intriguing backstory to the fall of the Republic and rise of the Empire; some terrific effects sequences.

The Not So Good: Excessive reliance on CGI; lack of authentic feeling environments; lots of stilted, awkward acting; poorly done romance story.

Best Moments: Obi-Wan’s awesome clash with Jango Fett on Kamino; the Slave I asteroid chase; Windu’s bad-ass arrival on Geonosis; Windu beheading Jango; Yoda showing his combat skills; Anakin’s slaughter of the Sand People

The second instalment of the prequel trilogy is the most difficult to deal with. Not as overtly silly as Episode I was in places, instead Episode II’s weaknesses are of a different sort. This isn’t a great film; there are some superb things in it, but it isn’t a great film overall. The problems with bad scripting and some bad delivery are still there and it’s obvious that George didn’t give adequate enough direction to the actors in several instances. More so than in Episode I, it seems like Natalie Portman just isn’t very good at Star Wars. Hayden Christensen, although he is much, much better in Episode III, is problematic in a lot of this, never really becoming sympathetic or endearing either.

That’s a major problem. The ‘romance’ element of the story is really badly written and poorly executed, entirely lacking in wit or likeability and is one of the central problems with this film.

The other major problem with this film is the over-reliance on excessive CGI. While there was CG in The Phantom Menace, it was much better done and much more believable, and was also coupled with real-life locations and real sets. Episode II, on the other hand, ditched that connection to realism entirely and turned into a massive CG-fest, much of it feeling tangibly false and unconvincing. There is an unfortunate sterility to too many of the settings, as well as to some of the performances in key scenes. The fact that they didn’t even go back to Tunisia to film the Tatooine scenes just shows how overly reliant on CG they were at this point; even the Tatooine scenes feel sterile and unconvincing, which is extraordinary. By comparison, Tatooine in Episode I is so much more atmospheric and engaging. This lack of vibrancy or life to the settings and scenes is baffling, but it infects so much of the film that it can’t be ignored.

Even simple scenes, like an early scene of Anakin and Obi-Wan with the Jedi Council, are so badly lit, so lacking in tone or rendering that you almost feel you’re watching a rough cut. Take that Anakin/Obi-Wan Jedi Council scene, which is so anaemic, so drab and colorless, and then compares it to the Jedi Council scenes from Episode I and there’s a world of difference. Another, similar example is an early Anakin/Palpatine scene in the Chancellor’s office, which, again, is just utterly lacking in color or vibrancy and feels terribly flat.


Most of these problems were fully fixed for Episode III, thank heavens; but it leaves Episode II feeling like an awkward, deficient entity for the most part, also undermined by lapses in logic, emotional immaturity, and by the unbelievability of several scenes. However, having said all of that, there are some genuinely brilliant things in Attack of the Clones. The political intrigue and Palpatine’s scheming is still interesting, even if a little less so than in Episode I.

But more importantly, this is a great Obi-Wan Kenobi movie. I totally love watching Obi-Wan Kenobi going off an adventure mystery, investigating like an intergalactic Jedi Columbo and uncovering plots. Ewan McGreggor is the most convincing thing in this film, similar to how Liam Neeson was in Episode I. Kenobi flying about in his Jedi Starfighter is a classic piece of Star Wars. The Obi-Wan/Jango fight on Kamino is brilliant and feels like a missing sequence from The Original Trilogy, while the asteroid field chase is fabulous stuff. The death of Shmi Skywalker is genuinely upsetting and Anakin’s slaughter of the Tuskens is genuinely unsettling (even if his later rant on the subject is really badly done).

As for the big, epic showdown on Geonosis, it’s a very mixed bag. The whole thing is so cumbersome and ambitious that it falls short on several fronts and is silly in places; feeling very staged and unnatural, it lacks tension and is nothing like as great as the Episode I podrace sequence. Even so, Mace Windu coldly decapitating Jango Fett is a great moment, and some of the big battle shots of the Clone Troopers taking on the Droid Army are genuinely great, even if these elements generally lack any emotional or dramatic dimension.

Count Dooku is an interesting addition to the mix, aided by Christopher Lee’s sheer presence, and the beginning of the Clone Wars is suitably intriguing, with some very good plotting (although also some pretty troubling plot problems). The Dooku/Yoda fight isn’t as interesting or exciting as it’s meant to be, though at the time anyway it was pretty bad-ass to see Yoda leaping about and wielding a lightsaber. I actually prefer this scene to the Yoda/Sideous fight in ROTS, even though I would prefer to not have Yoda use lightsabers at all. A question can also be legitimately asked as to whether this film ruins the legend of Boba Fett somewhat. I totally get why George tried to incorporate a Fett backstory into the Clone Wars, of course; but I’m not a big fan of Jango and I’m not sure how much good this backstory does.

Episode II is probably the weakest Star Wars movie; it is generally a lacklustre piece of work, overly staged and inauthentic-feeling for the most part, with its biggest problem being a very contrived and unendearing love story that never really feels genuine. Ironically the best Anakin/Padme material is in Episode I and Episode III. But being Star Wars, it nevertheless has some great stuff in it. And most of what was wrong with this film was remedied in Episode III.




The Good: Much tighter storytelling; fluid, flowing screenplay; more brilliant, memorable moments or images than I can count; extraordinary art design and highly effective CG; several epic, earth-shattering sequences; masterful soundtrack by John Williams.

The Not So Good: Yeah, ok, the Darth Vader “Nooooo” moment at the end is terrible; some of Yoda’s dialogue in the later stages of the movies are pretty terrible too; and George really should have kept in the scenes where Padme helps form the Rebel Alliance.

Best Moments: The Mustafar Duel; Windu Comes to Arrest the Chancellor; the Decapitation of Dooku; Yoda taking out the Imperial Guards; the Birth of the Twins; the Extermination of the Jedi; you know what, just way too many moments to list here – just watch the damn film.

I already posted up a lengthy piece about Revenge of the Sith some time ago, so I’m going to keep this as brief as possible. Episode III is, in my view, a redemption of the prequel trilogy; more than that it is the final, departing masterpiece by George Lucas. Epic in scope, with stunning, evocative backdrops and visuals, this film finally saw Lucas get most things right, with far fewer missteps than in the two previous instalments. Dark, engrossing, upsetting, poignant in numerous places, this was the Star Wars movie I was waiting for.

Everything and everyone comes good. Padme’s annoyingness from Episode II is gone and now she’s a perfectly watchable, sombre figure in the midst of an unfolding tragedy. Hayden Christensen does as good a job of this key role as could’ve been expected, far more sympathetic and endearing here than in Episode II. Ewan McGreggor is terrific again, just totally bad-ass and enjoyable as Obi-Wan Kenobi, his Alec Guinness impression also at its best here.


The story flows fluidly from beginning to end; from the opening battle sequence in the upper atmosphere of Coruscant, this movie wastes little time, diving straight into a roller-coaster ride that hardly lets up. That opening sequence, by the way, culminating in the decapitation of Count Dooku, is just brilliant, evoking the Original Trilogy while also expanding and raising the game.

The final downfall of Anakin Skywalker is superbly written and played out. Palpatine’s final, evil manipulations are a great, compelling and necessary element to the tragic story, while the film is peppered with so many sad or memorable moments and images that it’s difficult to even remember them all; Anakin being engulfed in flames on the lava plain, Obi-Wan’s heartbreak, the Jedi children hiding in the temple and mistakenly thinking Anakin has come to save them, the birth of Luke and Leia as Padme slips into death.

That moment where Padme dies and Obi-Wan is holding baby Luke in his arms, suddenly realising the depth of his responsibility now to this child. It’s just too much to bear at times.

There are so many genuinely moving or unforgettable moments like that in this film and so many rich, extraordinary images that deeply embed themselves into the mind, literally all the way up to that breathtaking final shot of the familiar Tatooine sunset as Obi-Wan hands the baby Luke over to his new family. The image of Anakin choking the woman he loves is more upsetting than anything in the Original Trilogy and it’s at this point we know he is too far gone to be brought back. It’s not all sadness though; there are plenty of pure bad-ass moments. Yoda decapitating the two Clone Troopers who come to execute him, for example. Or Mace Windu and co coming to arrest the Chancellor and the whole subsequent, tense fight for the fate of the galaxy. Or the Wookie army, which I almost forgot about!

Amid the dozens of incredible, poignant images or moments, there are three particularly standout sequences. The climatic lightsaber duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan is just off-the-scale in terms of skill, choreography, drama, epic backdrop, and deep emotional undercurrent, all driven along by John Williams’ epic ‘Battle of the Heroes’ score, which really provides the finishing master-touch to the entire sequence. This was a sequence we had been waiting to see for many, many years, and it thoroughly exceeded expectations.


Another piece of genius is the quiet, wordless scene with Anakin in the Jedi Council Chamber intercut with Padme in her apartment on the other side of the city, the two of them sensing each other through the Force as Anakin tries to work out what he needs to do next. It’s a gorgeous, compelling moment, visually stunning, aided by some evocative music, and it is deeply mystical, probably deliberately echoing the Luke/Leia Force connection moment late in the Empire Strikes Back. This one, stunning scene, utterly devoid of dialogue, is more effective and resonant than any of the forced, badly written romance of Episode II and it demonstrates what a genius George Lucas can be – which makes the various misfires and misjudgments of Episodes I and II all the more frustrating, because we know George could do so much better.

The other particularly standout scene is the montage sequence of the various Jedi Knights being killed off in various, exotic locations, turned on by their own troops. Accompanied by John Williams’ extraordinarily evocative score, the extermination of the Jedi is genuinely so beautifully conveyed, as we watch with a sense of all the nobility and wisdom in the galaxy being coldly and methodically wiped out in one go. It’s really taking Star Wars to a whole new level; this film in general took Star Wars to a new level in its sheer scope and scale and its stunning levels of artistry.

Anyone who writes off Episode III – and there are plenty who do – is either in denial or just hasn’t taken in the film properly. You simply cannot be a real fan of the Original Trilogy and not find at least *something* in this film that moves you or deeply speaks to you. This is the film that is the final missing puzzle piece being put into place to truly complete the Star Wars mythology and to give the saga its truly epic scope. Anything that comes along now – including the new trilogy that begins with The Force Awakens – is simply an expansion or continuation of a story that already has its original beginning and end.

As for what I think is the best of the movies, it’s difficult to choose between this and Empire and Jedi; but luckily I don’t need to – it’s all part of the same epic story.



And that about does it. You no doubt have your own opinions or perspectives on this complex matter of the Star Wars saga; please feel free to share them. Where The Force Awakens will sit in regard to this evaluation remains to be seen; for me anyway, though some of you might’ve already seen the movie by now.

It is impossible to imagine at this stage that The Force Awakens won’t be a fascinating and really good installment, as it takes its place in the great library of cinema’s greatest saga.



  1. mlbradford says:

    Fantastic Post!
    Where It All Began: same here – I guess we must have been in th same yr @ school.
    IV: No faults w th dialogue, but th tampering done w th Special Edition was overdone and unnecessary.
    V: As u have read, this – for me – is th perfect SW Episode.
    VI: Spectacular. Was @ th right age to enjoy this, Th moment when Wicket steals th Speeder Bike and his legs flailing in th air: never have I heard a whole cinema erupt w screams of laughter LIKE THAT! Wonderful finale, BUT th “Special” Edition RUINED IT. They changed Sy Snootles’ song to something turgid and forgettable, and inserted that sod Christensen into th Anakin ghost sequence @ th end – such appalling VANDALISM. Poor Sebastian Shaw: I see they left him in for Vader’s death scene, so that scene also troubles cos it makes no sense.
    I: Hmmm… watching th Tusken Raiders (personal faves) taking pot-shots @ th pod-racers cracked me up – love th Jawa cameo as well. Yes, Darth Maul is supercool – th choreography by Ray Park is suitably astounding. Jake Lloyd: endearing? Never heard that before, but won’t go so far to denounce him as much as other fans have done; what th hell is Liam Neeson doing here?! No one knows who he is and having ABSOLUTELY NO character development, we just don’t care when he is killed off.
    II: THE WORST, MOST PAINFUL MOVIE I EVER SAT THRO @ TH CINEMA. Th most amazing aspect of it is that I stuck it out to th bitter end (altho I did see plenty other fans drift away or just storm out) I think I am now allergic to Natalie Portman.
    III: I can name th most obscure characters from 1977 and 1980, but cannot remember who th droid commander w th spinning sabres was even tho it’s only 10 yrs ago. As soon as Mace Windu (Jackson miscast) is killed off, THEN it gets interesting. Th final 20 minutes of Ep III are fine – it was nice to see th interior of th Blockade Runner again.
    This has been my Death Star-sized Comment – u can insert your photon torpedoes here:


    • Thanks, friend. Now to draw my blade as we duel 🙂
      VI: I’m fine with Hayden Christensen being inserted into the ending, as I think it just makes everything more consistent. I would say more poignant too. You also have to bear in mind that future kids watching these films decades from now aren’t going to care much about Sebastian Shaw, but having Hayden’s Anakin appear will make perfect sense to them.
      I: I really liked Neeson in Episode I. He is the main person in that movie who is able to be fully convincing in his role and he brings a gravity to this scenes, the same way Alec Guinness did back in 1977. You can say he ‘had no character development’, but really how much character development did Kenobi have in 1977?
      III: The fact you can name obscure characters from 1977 and 1980 has nothing to do with the films, but is just a reflection of your *age* back then as compared to your age now. Ten year-olds who loved Episode III probably *can* name lots of obscure characters (also, it’s General Grievous you’re thinking of 🙂 )
      I stand by Episode III entirely; I think it’s a wonderful piece of work.
      But I’m sure people like us will be disagreeing on such matters for all eternity 🙂

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      • mlbradford says:

        Thanks for your reply.
        En garde!
        I: There is no mention/inference of Neeson’s role in th original trilogy so it’s difficult to accept him. Anyone can describe th part played by Guinness in IV – they wld b hard-pressed to describe a single character trait of Neeson (so inconsequential I STILL can’t remember that Jedi Master’s name! And I just watched th duel against Maul this evening – cool fight choreography!)
        III: It has everything to do w th films – th original trilogy made such an impact while th 1st half of III is actually rather insipid. Btw, what’s th point of having a maestro such as Christopher Lee if he’s going to get killed off so early on!
        I’d rather not think of Gen Grievous, thanks!
        Anyway, glad to hear this Episode impressed u so much. V interested to hear your views as always.
        While u wait to enjoy Ep VII, this shld keep u entertained:


  2. Oh man, what an epic review! All six films?? You’ve outdone yourself this time. 🙂

    I really liked the point you made here…

    “In some ways, A New Hope, as contrasted to the prequel trilogy, somewhat demonstrates how necessity is mother of invention and how sometimes limited resources can yield more consistent results than unlimited capabilities. Unlike later on, where Lucas had unlimited resources and powers and somewhat floundered in places due to all his options, the limited options of A New Hope actually allowed for the creation of a more real-world, life-like environment and aesthetic. The banged-up, second-hand feel of this universe, from the Millennium Falcon and Luke’s landspeeder to the costumes and to the droids themselves, the ANH world is gritty and dusty, in great contrast to some of the excessive CG and inauthentic seeming environments of Attack of the Clones in particular.”

    SO TRUE! It actually made me stop and reflect, and admit to myself, that if the prequels HAD been made with that same “realistic grittiness”, well, maybe I would’ve actually been able to muster a certain level of affinity for watching them, even if was just for the “visual spectacle” of them…

    I mean, after all, isn’t that supposed to be the whole primary drive of a “special-effects-loaded blockbuster film” in the first place?

    Cuz when you put all the hokey dialogue and sometimes unsophisticated elements of the original trilogy aside, that is still undeniably what the films delivered. They “transported” the viewer to a different time/place. They put you in that “galaxy far, far away…”, even with their “green screen fuzz” and puppet-actors…

    Perhaps there is a degree to which my judgment is still biased due to childhood nostalgia, but… Honestly? What I found most insufferable about the prequels, beyond the uninspired plot, uninspired characters, and uninspired, well, everything else… was the simple fact that in scene after scene, I was NOT being “transported” to another far off world, but consciously staring at a cgi environment, with over-saturated colors and shiny Hollywood props. No “banged-up, dusty” feel to any of it, even when they were back on Tattooine!

    I mean, come on… The “Gungan city”? The cgi Hut family? Those ridiculous stick figure “battle droids”…? It just went on and on… Even Coruscant was like some cheesy, preschool version of the cityscape from Blade Runner.

    If “Uncle George” had managed to at least get the look and feel right, I could’ve probably endured the rest. But instead I felt like I was watching a corny video game, not an epic space film. I mean, that word alone, “FILM”, itself I think lends a huge clue as to what made such a difference between the originals and the prequels! But when an individual such as Lucas becomes far more fixated with his identity as an “innovator”, than actually making a movie that objectively looks good? Well, we see what happens. Fortunately now he’s gone back to what he’s best at, cashing in on shameless multi-tiered marketing… 😉


    • Man, you know I love you; but inevitably I’m going to have to mount a defense right now.
      I have to take issue with “uninspired plot” in regard to the prequels. While I agree with you about the problems with excessive CGI, etc, the story told in the prequels was – though flawed in places – utterly brilliant, epic, mythological.
      The problem is Lucas couldn’t simply do something as simplistic and archetypal as A New Hope all over again. What would be the point? We’d already seen it. He had to expand and go a different route. Lucas wasn’t trying to make a popcorn action movie with the prequels, he was trying to really expand and flesh out a mythology.
      And seriously dude, in terms of ‘a corny video game’, I disagree – in fact, what could be MORE ‘corny video game’ than the scenes in A New Hope where Luke and Han are zapping Tie-Fighters in their swivel-cockpit gun-turrets on the Falcon? That was the most video-game like thing in the whole franchise.
      On the other hand, in the prequels, Lucas tried to be more sophisticated and more dimensional in his thinking – for better or worse.
      I could argue about this all day; but I know we’ll just keep disagreeing 🙂
      I’ll be very interested in knowing what you think about the new film when you see it; particularly as I’ve read some of your thoughts on the trailers, etc.


  3. roberthorvat says:

    Great summary of all six films! But you know what I’m looking forward to? Your review and take on The Force Awakens! I am a little emotionally right now, but if I had to name my top 3 films, it would be episode 5,4 and 7. Yes, I said 7. You will agree with me:) J.J. Abrams has returned us to the glory days of the original trilogy!

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  4. migarium says:

    SW VII sucks; yes this is my review, I know this hasn’t been like your review:) Besides, happy and healthy new year to you my Earthling friend!

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