Posts Tagged ‘Disney’

Is The Last Jedi the ‘worst Star Wars movie ever’? Possibly. Even probably. But what does that even mean?

Needless to say, this is my provisional review of The Last Jedi.

Writing this review – and thinking all of this through – has actually been a form of post-The-Last-Jedi therapy for me. And I needed that. A much longer version of this review can be found here. (more…)



So Star Wars is now Disney’s bitch, the franchise of the greatest film saga of all time chained to the Disney Empire’s side like a scantily-clad Tw’ilek slave-girl in Jabba’s Palace. Let me take a few moments to compose myself and think how I feel about this…
You know the scene in Attack of the Clones where Anakin goes nuts and slaughters all those Beduin (um, I mean Sand People)? Well that’s how I feel. And I just force-choked a bunch of innocent bystanders. Now this is what I think(more…)